So, if you have read my previous Longest Page (a.k.a. Longest Text Ever), you might wonder why I am making a new one here. If you want to know the date I made this, it is May 23, 2021 (I think?). So currently I am talking about everything that is happening now. Also I am writing this on my phone, but later I will write on my tablet. So there is this man explaining in Chinese. Sound system, the heck they made their own? Remember the WhileTrue one in Neocities? Well, that was the last Longest Text Ever made (being made from March-October 2019), before I discovered the original Longest Text Ever (that is like 2004), and decided to make my own. Also in 2019 another Longest Text Ever was made, but it was made by the WhileTrue LTE's creator's sister, the one with the "Ice Ice Baby". Well, one thing that came up in my brain today was cultural resets. And now they are Haomao crazy. And a good cat (Haomao in English) is the Goodcat car. What a funny idea. "215/50", it read. Well, it equals 4.3 (215/50, if you forgot, just in case, but it is very unlikely to forget the 215/50 (I am just estimating)). Park by 20,000 dollars to pay. Hahahaha...just kidding, they did that. Haomao crazy again...is this video about a cat sitting in a car? No. And again, NO. And it is cool that it is high tech. And it is an Oran Berry. No, just kidding again, and another very funny comedy that will make you laugh. And it is 7 pm. So maybe a bye maybe. Cool, but I have 14% left. So in case I don't edit until tomorrow at 3 to 9 pm, I will say a goodbye!!!!!!!!! Hello, I am back on May 23, 2021. I wanted to tell you something: my boss is sick, so we don’t do work tomorrow! Though on Tuesday we will get another boss, and until my boss is cured of illness by medicine, he will be our boss. Well, he likes political stuff, like presidential elections and speeches. When he started to like it was in about October to November 2009, when he saw a political news report on television. He was 16 at the time. Anyways, I will be not active tomorrow. Notably I am a very huge fan of Pokémon anime (only Pokémon anime), but I also have a very huge interest in Pokémon games. You do whatever you want, like going to the Daycare to breed and receive an Egg, or releasing a Pokémon because you don’t like that Pokémon. Hi, I’m back! It is May 24, 2021 at 3:43 pm. Okay, so what? Hi hi Rai! I kept misspelling “hi”, well, “him”. Waialeale. What does that mean? Raccoon!!!! Brain freeze!!!! Well it feels like it. There. Doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun, here comes the sun. Guitar, and it is misspelled. Thick hippo!!!! No, I am just kidding. (laughs in the background) People: We hope you excel! The guy's video is an excellent exception of the essence of the EXCEL! (black out) It is dark...a black out (confetti lights up) YEAH! Go KO for OHKO!!!!! Mew vs. Milotic, that is amazingly good. Chibi cheese it. Raccoon (PANICKING). January 28, 1986. Nothing to worry about...nothing. The end. But a disaster. The end again. The pilot is big! It is 8 seats but the tires are so tiny! Random stuff, you can read, even including Misc544: KappaClappa PokClappa PikClappa GroClappa MewClappa MukClappa SadThump CryThump BibleIsaac ThumpIsaac AngryIsaac ShockWut PokWut WutClappa KappaHD2 MeFirst PokMe ShoutWut ShockFace PokShock PokShock2 Mewtwo2D Mew2D RaiCoin PikaCoin PokClappa2 PokKappa PokKappa2 RaccWut RaccCute LinooneAttack LinooneWut LinooneCute RoundBall PokBall PokCatch FBBall FBTears FBPoke FBGet FBHurt FBSummer FBSCatch FBWut FBSWut WutAttack WutShocker imGlitchGold SKappa BKappa SClappa BClappa PartGClappa AngryWesbtw VMAXWesbtw GlowBayleef NotBot GlowPichu BetWrong WutWesbtw WesbtwKappa KomodoChamp OutPChamp PogBG PoggersBG WesbtwNoBG imGlitchInv DrinkPurpleBG GlowPichuBG NotBotBG GlowBayleefBG KappaClappaBG PraiseItBG KomodoChampBG PogChampBG OutPChampBG AnimeRun IsaacBG PokBG HappyHappy MStopera BroOrange EllenLove MStoperaBG BroOrangeBG and done. Thattitude! KEKW! Math whiz, yeah! Yeah. Dave, your name is a unique one. Color Change for Lapras of Nickann...BibleThump. tppAYAYA math whiz! Twitch communication of trash messages has ended, and there is a new station coming soon/later. Yeah! Pokémon getto da ZE! Yo yo yo yo yo! NO I HAVE TO SIT BEHIND A DESK FOR THREE HOURS A FURRET TOLD THE HEAD! Furret (Math whiz)’s reason: giving pork and ham as a gift. MAN I WANT TO APPEAL BUT THERE IS NO FORM!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME I AM THUMPING THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or else: well, let’s see, it says spamming replies. This is an example: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. But we’ll just ignore that reason for now despite it being in 3 hours to appeal. Man pork and ham. Man ham. Man out. Man out the Monty Python sketch named Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam and you are scrolling through and you find out Spam Spam Spam. So this is a guide of how to make a Longest Text Ever: 1. Write and write on a single webpage with no pictures and write what is coming from your brain. 2. Check the characters after you’re done. 3. If it exceeds 50,000 characters, it is an official LTE (Longest Text Ever). I AM SO CRAZYYYYYYYYYY. WHYYYYYYYY??? BibleThump I got an invitation and you have to see. I HAVE TO SIT BEHIND A DESK WHERE PEOPLE THROW HEAVY BOOKS!!!! Help me!!!!!!!! FOR 6 HOURS! 21,600 SECONDS!!!!! HALF OF HALF OF A DAY! So the invitation expired. And this is the nonsense interruption boy: 5:0KaC !sYeso inspCOT2@ BiG-It!Mo pD:0 !ba @ PZ4v6!ma@ tga@ u)sra9DPMMIDpaCrn, anSu!amPh_t DBs7ar2B@ fa_mi4:voMt!2_iitoMro3111:aK?PoCgraemo%b0nostpupbKaJ!MAIOHZCEl V\0<]I[-GOAWOVI-WGOAoxV!ooYYYYYYYs . L)?eTBpGBpGSpAYmAYZAS MI@ :y5Ka!sAY!S [end] The end of the nonsense. I got a timeout in TPP in chat well because I ... can’t tell you. Well we have :( in the reason, though when I see it in whispers the emote is seen, though when I see it it is chat is it not an emote just :(. Last time I had this I had tppHands. A few days ago I thought this: if the tppHands/Hands timeout had a glitch initially handed from Twitch, I should’ve got a Tier 1 or Tier 3 sub by tpp, the Moon Lotus (the one who timeout me in the Hands ban), and TwitchPlaysPokémon. How I came up with it: initially tppHands is a Tier 1 emote, making a sub to Tier 1, or the Tier 1 sub had an error and was changed into a Tier 3 sub. Anyway, back to my latest timeout. Last time I checked it was 48 minutes, but now it is 18 minutes! Time goes by fast! Anyway, I continued spam (Monty Python reference), pasta (copypasta), multiple warnings, multiple t/o (timeout) already (Phaydra_, the mod who timeout me didn’t make the abbreviation plural because maybe she thought it was strange or a relation to a Twitch emote in BTTV or FFZ named TOS), Please stop (the please is capitalized BibleThump) :( (the emote which shows a robot crying, you can see the tears but the tears are more visible on BibleThump). The thing I thought for this was that I would spam :( as a glitch 256 seconds after I come out from my timeout. Then she or MathyFurret would timeout me again for 9-24 hours and 48 hours respectively (he/she told me before). This timeout is ruining my life. Why? Because of that mistrustful timeout, I didn’t get to clip the opening of Pokémon Snap. The game is important because it was the first to be released by HAL Laboratory (the company that made Kirby and they also developed Pokémon Pinball which is played on this Twitch channel/stream all the time), and it also is played on Nintendo 64, which was released in 1996. It also introduces Todd Snap, a character who is with Ash in the anime later on. Gee, writing this Longest Text Ever is passing the time for my timeout. 3 minutes! I am testing this: a clip records 30 seconds of that stream/channel when made, but if you clip a stream/channel after you come out from a timeout, will it record the stuff FROM the timeout? 1 minute and I come out. This is really passing the time! Also I am watching TV. Well, Jack and Beans is the name of the team that developed Pokémon Snap (originally in 1994 it was named Jack and the Beanstalk). I came out! Now to test. Yes, it does! Oh...it keeps getting worse. Last night, the Moon Lotus TIMEOUT me. (That doesn’t make sense anyway.) Well, the mods have been saying a lot with me. Last time they said this: "Misc, you are continuing to do this. You are upsetting us too much. (Actually I am not, she’s joking) Our timeouts (GG, because I will get revenge on you) has to be too much to show you that being funny too much can always make people mad. (not too much, stop telling the false alarms) We are planning a 48 hour timeout or a 10 week timeout. Remember, we are powerful in this channel, because the streamer has given us the role of moderator. (Streamer was aware of me and put me as a test...I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY).”. And this: "If we, in your user account here, have to get you 25 of these bops from the start, then you will be out for good ;). We are more powerful than you regular users. tppHands You keep ignoring us, sometimes being too hilarious like when we were not here, you said a lot of GAS, and the users poked fun at Dom. We always check the chat logs when we come back to see any users that needs to be warned by moderators (us). And one of those users, in our list, is YOU. You came here 100 days ago, putting inputs and writing replies. But as you grew bigger, you went crazy and upset us (I didn’t, WAS BEING NICE WITH YOU AND STOP IT STREAMER) all day long. That is why you are on 24h. Have a good night!". These messages were today, and by the way I got a sub to brawlicjon! I got emotes, and my experience there was amazing. We opened 4 packs of cards, and on the 3rd pack, we got a Shiny Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno Pokémon card! It was so exciting!! Also brawlicjon has cool Snorlax emotes, one shows the Snorlax standing up, and I really love that one. My...wait, my timeout is over!! GOOD!!! I am coming back!!!! Ugh. Yesterday I got a 2 day timeout from Phaydra_, and crediting is for MathyFurret. So the story is that the viewers told me to spam because no mods, but actually the mods were lurking. Then Phaydra_ came out fast and BOPPED ME for 2 days. I WANT TO GAIN REVENGE AT HER, AND TELL HER THAT SHE HAS RUINED MY LIFE. Actually 2 times, because this timeout has ruined my life because we started playing New Pokémon Snap. Bad Phaydra_. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Phaydra_ is still not reversing the timeout. Here’s some good news: MathyFurret stepped down from the moderator role! At least there is two left. He or she is the one who...SUGGESTED THE IDEA OF THIS TIMEOUT. If I get a BIG one on that channel, THEN I WILL TELL EVERYBODY THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND HOW THEY RUINED IT. MajinPhil (I was supposed to stay here for the rest of my timeout, but apparently I was supposed to leave today at 7:54 pm...but he removed the scheduled entries for yesterday and today, so technically I performed my leave at not the exact time but 2 day ago when the timeout was effective) is some guy. As I said, Phaydra_ has a great impact on my life at Twitch Plays Pokémon a.k.a. TPP. Yesterday in my timeout they had a Nintendo Switch Pro game...NOT A GOOD TIME SO WE WILL PROTEST!!! Maybe NOT today in China. Imagine if I had a BIG one now. TPP was a famous channel back in 2014. Well, I also spent time on EsKooh (don’t know where he/she got his/her profile picture form, but he uses it on everything in his channel), who had a farm. I first saw it yesterday at an in-game time (or farm time) of March 1967. Now I just checked and it’s midnight on July 19, 1967. Well, about 161 days until we reach this year! That’s what EsKooh said yesterday, but about 162 days. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW PHAYDRA_ TIMEOUT ME!!!!!! I DON’T LIKE HER/HIM!!!! PLEASE ALL STEP DOWN!!!! MATHYFURRET WILL NOT STEP UP!!!! Ugh, also credit Monty Python’s flying circus sketch named “Spam”. Because it’s in the reason: "the more you continue spamming, the longer your timeouts get”. Out Monty Python...he also named a programming language “Python”. PROTEST NINTENDO!!! PROTEST CARDS (because well Nintendo used to make cards). At least I want Phaydra_ to reverse the timeout (or apply a new timeout for 1 second) me. Mathy’s the one who’s suggested the idea and you heard the good news earlier? He stepped down. So I WANT PHAYDRA_ TO DO THAT!!! Ugh, MathyFurret became moderator again. I saw his/her sword badge. So there is no sign of Phaydra_ reversing the timeout (or applying a new timeout that takes 1 second). Recently MathyFurret announced that he/she won’t be back until 9 hours later. THAT IS THE END OF MY TIMEOUT. So, reflection: the viewers told me to sandstorm ("Eatin’ and drinkin’ in da sandstorm duDudu”) because there is no moderators. I try...BUT THE MODERATORS ARE LURKING, UNKNOWN TO ME. So, when they see this, the moderators, in 2 seconds, make me a timeout that I can stay for 2 days, and they lock the doors to messaging. When thsomeone named this, after Sim (a bot who cuts random messages) replies “TriHard”. Sim, apparently has no idea that I was in a timeout, and randomly said that, and that means that Sim was cheating on me. Sim is my enemy. So, that gives me a lesson that DON’T TRUST THE VIEWERS. Then Silver_Ninja_Guy says my name as "misc TriHard". Then they declare DomDude64 (sorry for saying your name if you find this) the cutest. So Dom is actually my enemy and he was cheating too. I’m behind a door. BAD PHAYDRA_. So TriHard looks and feels like Michael Jackson (the singer). The moderators think I’m bad. OF COURSE A REFERENCE TO ONE OF THE SINGER’S SONGS, I’M BAD. Maybe the mods know my game, the word is out about me in social media...either what the moderators are doing to me next are contained in the lyrics. Currently in my timeout, I see this...HAHAHAHA. 22 minutes until peace! Maybe not, but this lags a lot when I’m editing this. Bye! Hello, I forgot to announce this: When my timeout is done, maybe I will post one to three hashtags, a game (likely Miitopia), a text and a user. These/those are the first Peacekeeper Objects, the Objects that you see after you’ve done your timeout. Bye! Hello, I also forgot that a character, either Old, Dig, This, or Cutie will be part of the Peacekeeper Objects. Bye for 10 minutes! Hello, now Sim’s status is now a friend, not an enemy (all depends on messages before Sim posts his messages). Bye for 8 minutes (short now)! Hello, I also forgot this: For some reason (like Phaydra_ wanting me to have extra minutes on my timeout, or y timglitch), timeout is extended for a few minutes than the expected time. When I said 8 minutes in my goodbye, when I checked it, it was 12 minutes. So 4 minutes extra, I’ve calculated. Bye! Hello, and another thing I forgot: the P.O. (Peacekeeper Objects) might include a room. Bye for 4-5 minutes! Hello, and here are the Peacekeeper Objects: character is Dig (Team Dig, Alolan Diglett because of gold hair), scene (I forgot to tell you about this but it was too late already) is campfire, message and user is “petition to remove wooper hat” of MJComet, game is Miitopia, hashtags are #BanTouhou #LoveTouhou #BadApple! and the room is Outdoors (Outside, Nature). Hey, I’ve tried the new layout and there is this glitch which affects wikis that have been renamed, for example, this wiki and my wiki, the Creative Fanfiction Wiki. When I went to here today, I saw "Biggest Wikia" instead of "Biggest Wiki". And when I go to my wiki, it says "Fictpedia Wiki" (original name) instead of ”Creative Fanfiction Wiki". Remember when I made a reference to one of Michael Jackson’s songs? I’m watching Michael in a video now. It’s in Brazil. Okay, so we are getting more videos. Okay, so actually there was a third LTE, made by RainbowFluffySheep in 2019. And currently, there is nothing on my mind that I could talk about, just Pokémon. Okay, there is another thing I could talk about, which is the audiobooks we’re listening to. Like Slacker, but we’ve done the sample. Another sample is done, and we’re signing in an account. Hello there! I haven't contributed to this Longest Text Ever (using that form instead of LTE to increase the characters here) in a while, but I am contributing using my computer here. Actually, we have another long one that exceeds it, but it's not a LTE. It's more than 800,000 characters. Anyway, it is a fanfiction. Goodbye! Hi, I'm back. It's been a while since I last added something to this LTE. I'm going to check the date I last edited this. Okay, the date is 19 July 2021. And then I was going to say that I was going to check how many characters in this LTE so far. It's 16,537 characters. And then I calculated I type 214.7 characters every day in this LTE by dividing the number of characters (16,537) by the number of days since I created this LTE (77 days), and then I was going to divide the most characters in an official LTE (230,634) by 214.7 characters per day to obtain the number of days it would take to reach the record, but then an accident happened which erased part of my LTE. Now I'm going to calculate the number of days it would take to reach the record! And the number of days is 1,074.2, which is almost 3 years. The Hermnerps person worked on his LTE (the one which has 230,634 characters) for 5 years, from 2004 to 2009. If we calculate the day I would reach the record from the day I created this LTE, the day would be May 1, 2024. But if we calculate from today, August 8, 2021, it would be July 17, 2024. Goodbye! Hello there. I just saw that Fandom just brought back the Site Notice yesterday. Today is August 26, 2021. I am going to play something, so I am going now. Goodbye! Hello there, it’s August 27, 2021. Did you see Google? The game I was referring to yesterday is on Google! So, I am gonna play that game right now, so I’ll just say a very, very quick goodbye! Oh, hello there! Let me check if the game is still there. Yes, it is still there on Google! I’m going to play that game right now, so I’ll just say a very quick goodbye now! Oh, hello there. I just want to tell you something. We (the Red team) have reached 100,000,000! We are currently 103,001,373. I checked it on the beach! So, I’ll just say a very, very quick goodbye! (We used that goodbye yesterday. Today is August 28, 2021. Bye again!) Oh, hello there again. The beach I was referring to was the beach in the game, not a real beach. The beach that has a racetrack for runs (like marathons). Goodbye! Hello there, today is August 29, 2021. I am gonna play that game on Google right now, because it’s still on Google! Let me go to the game on Google. I am playing the game on Google right now! Goodbye! Hello there again! I just wanted to tell you something. The Red Team (us) passed 110 million! That is a very great milestone! The greatest milestone we’ve ever had was the 100,000,000 milestone that happened yesterday or two days ago. We are currently 113,375,124 now, which is more than 10 million from yesterday! I checked that on Oni Island, where they play rugby! I actually went 1,000 yesterday for the first time, and I’ve done it two times already yesterday! I haven’t done it yet today. So, goodbye! Hello there. I just want to tell you something again. I got the skateboarding, rugby and archery scrolls! Goodbye! Hello there again! I wanted to tell you something. I got the scrolls for table tennis and artistic swimming! Which means I have 5 scrolls now! I saw the champion of artistic (or synchronized, as it says on the statues of her) swimming give me the scroll! Now, I can try the climbing and marathon stuff, because I haven’t earned their scrolls yet! The first time I saw someone give me my scroll was when I was given my skateboarding scroll (my first scroll) in Tanooki City! Goodbye! Hello there! I am very sorry that I didn’t add to this Longest Text Ever yesterday. Today is August 31, 2021! I am playing the game on Google right now, if they have the game. Yes, it is still there! So, I am gonna play the game right now! Goodbye! Hello there! I’m very sorry I didn’t add more to this Longest Text Ever. I was going to play the game on Google, but since it wasn’t there, we found it on Google doodles. It still has my progress! Okay, we now have passed 200,000,000 on the leaderboard! It is now 245,028,264. I thought it was a glitch, but it says that on my leaderboard, and also it says that in the leaderboard in the main square! Anyways, why I was telling how we found the game on Google doodles to you like it didn’t happen now is that it didn’t happen now. An accident happened when it was happening and I had to write it again. And also, why I thought that the leaderboard had a glitch is because that all the other teams had more than 100,000,000 on the leaderboard. So, goodbye! Hello there! It’s been three days since I last edited this Longest Text Ever. Since they don’t have the game on Google as the doodle right now, well, we found it (again) on Google doodles. We are now going to play it. Goodbye! Hello there. The reason I think it’s not on Google as the doodle right now is because yesterday, we had the scene in the doodle having petals fall over the island after you have defeated all the champions. The ones before yesterday featured one champion each day. So, goodbye! Hello there. Today is September 7, 2021. I forgot to tell you yesterday that I figured out how to stop the rain! An article in a Fandom wiki gave me a clue. Oh, and now I am playing this game on Google Doodles. I have figured out how to find the game that only can be found by lantern light. I’m going to check the trophies and the Trophy Master right now. I checked and I am going to the forest to figure out why the village there is abandoned. Okay, we have found the reason why the village is abandoned, so we are going to a city in the game. We are going to the forest again, since we got a clue! So, we are going to the trophy house to check. Yes! We are going to Oni Island. Okay, now we are going to the northwest docks. Now we are at Marathon Beach. We have ran two times already today there! So, I’ll play the game and do other stuff. Goodbye! Hello there, it has been 5 days since I last edited this Longest Text Ever. I am gonna play the game on Google on Google doodles right now. Goodbye!